Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Yay! da teacha striked! "Now its WAR!"

lol the "Now its war" story the lecturer James Koh ( is that how u spell his name? ) said today was damn funny la, while his other numerous attempt were all misses. Those that attend his lecture today would prolly know =D.

But this entry's title was not refering to his joke. I was saying on ytd that i should maybe diss some teacha so i will kana scolded by skool authorities or flamed by that teacha's supporters/students, soon pian get publicity lol... But anyway, today gt this gay teacha scold me, so yay i can strike liao =D

It was at flag raising ceremony, all da students gotta stand in the COURTYARD ( or u can call it parade square if u dun wanna sound boon ) during da shit. The national anthem will be played at 0740, den after that some usual morning announcement jus like every other jc prolly. Everyday ( if im not late ), i would bring my cup of milo which i brought earlier frm da canteen to the COURTYARD ( sounds cool la, start using it ), den i would drink it and stuff. I would stop drinkin during flag raising. ( obviously ). After flag raising, it would be da announcements, where i would listen while listen ( im being time-efficient ).

I have been doing that for quite sometime now, prolly a couple of months, i duno da exact figure. And today, something out of da norm happened! *plays background music which is supposed to make u excited* A teacha, came up to me, and told me to stop drinking, asked for my name and kope my ez-link card ( fine, he confiscate it ).

I dun see the point of this. When he came up to me about the milo thing, he looked as if he was stoppin me frm listenin to my i-pod ( btw i dun hav 1, and no im not tryin to say anything =D ). Oh, jus to let non-pj peeps know, correct me if im wrong, a student was supposedly expelled for listenin to i-pod during lecture. Yea i agree that listenin to i-pod during lecture is too much la, but expelling da student for such a sin is too much either, maybe a couple of CIP or stuff, add some detention and maybe force them to tuck in their shirts into their pants/skirt and pull it up to above waist level and stay that way for a week =D.

Well ANYWAY, he told me to stop drinkin in that manner. Firstly i didn disturb the serenity of the COURTYARD ( u know u like the way it sounds like, dun cha? ). 2nd, it was not like i wouldn be able to pay attention to the announcement while i was drinkin. I wouldn be able to talk anyway if i WAS drinkin, wouldn that force me to pay attention to the announcement? Isnt that even betta? Else do what? Stone like wanrong meh? "Wo bo stone de lor." =p

If the teacha come over can catch me for talking/not playing attention/sleeping/doing war cries/excessive random motion/my hair/my fart/etc. i can understand becos i hav jus sinned. But u come and tell me that drinkin milo is making PJC that lil bit more sinful, i think this is untoleratable.

But nah im gonna say stuff like, call that teacha dumb/!#@#$/tard/bum/spastic. That would invite unnessary trouble, thats if he finds out. ( thou i called him gay, but every1 knows that gay means happy =D ) But i think i should write this here so more people will know about what he did, and DISCUSS intellectually about it, or maybe not =D.

Tml imma do something fun ( actually its damn dumb la, people will would prolly think im a dumbtard to waste my time on this, or jus simply label me as tard cos its jus dumb ). Im gonna make some coffee or milo ( depending on wad shit i hav ) at home, den store it in my bottle and bring it to skool. And i will wrap the bottle with a paper, writing "MILO" or "COFFEE" in yellow on a black background =D. Den i'll drink it in the COURTYARD ( come on, say it with me! Courrrtttyaarrddd ). And try to get as much attention as possible by pacing back and forth around our class, and see how he will react, if he notice me that is.

But im afraid that i might be too lazy to even do it. If any1 sees this and possess surplus resouces to aid me in my quest, plz tell me by taggin/phone me/msn me/etc. =D in the meantime, i try to get my lazy bum to start studyin chem.

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