Longest Entry in 1 hour Intra-Class Competition

Today's entry is suppose to be uberly long. Piece of da bian for me since my entries are always long, but hmm, within 1 hour is hard.. I usually take 3~4 hours, doin other stuff at the same time. Heck, u guys are all gonna lose sonofa's/daughterofa's... mother =).

Today they were sayin that my entries are wayyy toooo long, den i said that yowrenn's 1 is uber short, and also meaningless in a sense ( sry dude =D ). Den we tok tok more den end up decide to have this competition to see who can blog longest in 1 hour. Is long entries bad? I hav always liked long entries, as long they are interesting, maybe cos my entries are nt gd enuff. I aim to cater to the global audience, hence i try my very best post interesting entries. Currently my aim is to hit 1million hits, total, first before aiming for my previous 1million per day crap. Many people told me the entries about my father was nice, maybe i shuld go my papa shop more often =).

Ha, im still at my first point of my essay, at this rate i get like 14 paragraphs at least, u guys are all gonna get pwnttttttttt. n00bz! M3h d@ pr0z. ( oops i found out it was my 2nd point, but heck im not gonna delete it, as it contributes to my word counts =D )

Neways, ytd i was sayin that imma bring my bottle filled with milo to the COURTYARD today for morn assembly. I forgot to make em in da morning cos i woke up late =D, but i came to skool and brought some milo and fill it up. So, when i go over to our class there, i swing my milo everywhere, hopin that he will see it. Den i also show LimYuChing, den he come tell me, "ah, zhe yang jiu ke yi le". Hmm that wasnt the reaction i was expecting, i thought he would go, "ni shen jing ah, gu yi zhao ma fan har?". I couldn see he ard, so after sometime, i asked LimYuChing about the name of da teacha. At this moment, the name of the teacha who is gayness-personified, is for the first time, revealed to me. His name is, "Mr Chan".

Den i started callin his name out loud, but my efforts were futile, i couldn find him at all, it was like he was afraid that i complain to milo company den they send ppl come settle lol... No la no la, jk jk =).

Neways, i look forward the day we meet again, Me and Mr. Chan ( lol it would be funny if i remembered wrongly the teacha's name, but for now lets assume hes called chan ). Den maybe i do a lil matrix shit, like the Agent Smith and Neo talking liddat. "Mr. Chan, we meet again." *insert smith voice* Oh ya, i hope he help me top up my ez-link he kope ( okok, confiscated ), cos the last time i use it was like $0.10, so now prolly -$$$ liao.

Today i obtained the Mosquito Ringtone aka "da sound with a pitch is so gay adults cant hear it". Thx Belinda for sendin me =D. She damn evil, she suggest that we try the ringtone at maths lesson. My maths teacha is an old mahn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111 Evil... =). So when he arrived in to our class, i started to play it. *gay pitch that hurts ur drums playing in background* "Ok good morning class" hahahahaha, he acts normal, as if he cant hear it, oh wait a minute, he really cant! Den i go do another test, i walked beside him, act throw rubbish, while playing it. He also cannot hear it! hahahaha. But we haven try on young teachas, nvm tml can do =D.

One thing i always was odd is the fact that some teachas play computer games we play. I know my sister gt 1 teacha play dota de, den my pw teacha, plays Football Manager lol. I cant accept the fact that the holy teachas, play games we play. I cant imagine the noob i trash in a regular game of dota could actually be a teacha who is jus started out. Or imagine a teacha instead of marking papers/prepare notes, actually go pia maple... Its jus plain werid.

So like on tuesday, on pw lesson, when the girls left, the guys were talking about socca, den mooi also gt join in. Den somehow drifted to CM/FM. Den mooi say he also gt play den i stunned. Den gt tok alot about it. And its cos of that day, hai wo play CM again. What a nice time to start piain CM. But heng, cos i play halfway, lappy crash, so i didn save, sian diao, so i manage to break free frm the evil clutches of CM. Dota recently also neber play liao, but sean and my cousin ( running 1 ) always ask me for games, tempting me. ( u guys are evil, if i fail promo i pee on u guys )

Amazingly, i think bloggin can really help GP. ( think only, i haven seen the results yet since i only officially started last week. or was it 2? ) I hav been readin newspaper so i gt issues that i can discuss that would appeal to global audience. ( But i haven had any yet =/ ) And when i type i also use dic.com to know da spelling of words, and soon pian see similar chim words so i can use em in gp essay, and shock lata =D. If my end-of-year GP essay is ownage, i will kiss my lappy =).

Damn, i run out of stuff to type liao. I have few left la, but those are the reserve topics, so i wun hav nuthin to blog about. Hmm so, i shall end with a roar to the other competitors on msn =D.

( *edit* 1008 words, last position... Lose to Xiao Yuan by 1 word... @#$#^%%$%#@$ uber wrongness... )

( *edit* thx to dav for tellin me my edit was at wrong place haha. well if u count dav in den i 2nd last la. but come on, u didn play properly lor =( )