Woot

I had a dream last night. I had a psp.

I woke up. I haven been much unluckier den today. It was den i knew that, today is the day.

Woke up at ard 10~11? Eat some crap shit, argue with mama, act the make her happy, go to je entertainment.

Je lib no space, yx and zy came out to get some early munch. I went arcade first liao, to get my card done. Den i headed up for the stacker machine. 2 tries. Both failed at the last segment. Its okay. Go out.

Go makan with them. They had some crazy curry and i had some yong tao fu. It was jus like any other day, cept that i was very unlucky.

Go chiong arcade, zy spent ard $20? haha. Play daytona, drums tennis stuffo. Wah lau they 2 keep playing shooting game. Nt fun.

Den after that, i wanted to go try it again. Failed twice again. Yangxi wanna try too. Its gay.

He failed. 5 times.

Go pool. Funness. Zy and yx play very nong. Eh i think they haven pay me lor!









Come out, i wanna try 1 more time before we go study. And i did.

First time, failed. Its okay, i always play 2 times each. 1 more coin, 1 more chance.

"Rang wo wan, rang wo wan!" Yangxi shrieked.

Yea, jus now i kope his coin and play 1 credit. Let him play lor.

"hao ni wan first stage, den the 2 stage sub me i play"

Yangxi made it. Tho i missed a couple blocks early in the game. It doesnt matter.

Take it easy. Imagine we're back in homecourt. Just like how we did it in training. Yea, i have all the time in the world.

No time wasted, 1 by 1, there aint no stopping the rhythm. Hit after hit after hit. I didn scream. I thought i was dreaming. I won.

The crowd went wild. The group of malay boys seems more excited den me. Running ard like they jus saw david blaine and his time-traveling trick. It was den i realise i really did win. We win. Yangxi made all the difference.

I didn know wad to do. I wasnt expecting a win. I kept my cool. The lights jus keep flashing. Which prize to choose? How do i choose? What do i do?

And path is clear. I pressed select prize button to cycle thru the choices. I made several rounds, jus to make sure the game is really over, or else later like stacker den will keep moving den i tio tissue paper i jiu clobbering time.

Its the moment. I did it. I press it.

Im not dreaming, cos my heart hurts. The prize drop down with a loud sound.

I cant wait to get my hands on it. But.. Its empty?!?

CON-JOB

I rushed to the kpool counter and ask if they know whos in-charged of the shitz.

Their eyes widen, their jaws loose. "Y'all act like you never seen a white rapper before"

Open da box they say. There lies a note.

"Thee who has freed me from my thousand year slumber, shalt be granted 1 wish for free. Additional wishes sold separately, batteries not included."

"I wan a psp."

And a yellow envelope appeared before my eyes.

"Teams would have to enter the imm building and search for the big fat hairy monster. There they will find their next clue."

Autobots, rollout!

Argh enuff of the bullshit. I cant bring myself to type anymore crap.

I went to great world city and i claimed my shit. End of story.



Stackers rox my socks.



Rox like some cow.

And its white!

Dreaming is not enuff. One must put sufficient effort, hardwork, determination and ALOT of luck. And also a dose of essence of yangxi. Only den, you can achieve your goals. Or not?

HAVE A NICE DAY.