Showing posts with label Lame Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lame Shit. Show all posts

Friday, September 07, 2007

ITS COMING!

The mass bbq was a failure. Xuanle de ppl so many lor, intimidating. In the end i only manage to bring beehoon for every1. Burnout is still t3h fun. i wan psp.

After everything, me wq and yj pei chehao cross the overhead bridge cos he say he ytd cannot brake den fall down =D. Den soon pian go the i dunno wad to call it cos its so-small-i-cannot-call-it-a-skate-park. That place with ramps and half-pipes. Wq power, injured his arm recently only den can skate liao. Den ch do stunt, he do splits sia.

Den me and yj go climb the imba half-pipe. Very tall lor, took us both awhile to gather enuff courage to climb it. Its not about getting up, its about getting down. Nb damn scary can? When look down, machiam 90degree drop. Yj get off frm the sides. I did a butt slide =D. Heng nvr burn hole.

Den horror, when goin home, gt a big black dog with his leash still on the neck. Must be some mad dog who went out of control and ran away. Den it followed us la. Damn scary. Hence i thought of several solutions to handle these mad dogs if it ever goes berserk.
  1. Neckbreaker - Cos mad dogs usually run up at you den bite. Using concepts of tai ji, yi rou ke gang, grab the enemies' head and use its momentum and create a strong torque about the neck and hence effectively breaking it.
  2. Triple H's facebuster - Its all about timing. Get into a half side-way kneel. When the enemies' head is above ur thigh, kick off the ground with ur hands on its head, pushing down upon impact to deliver the death blow.
  3. Austin Patented kick to the gut - nuff said.
  4. Spinning Heel Kick - 2F 5D, opponent overturn the first card of his arsenal to the ringside pile.
  5. Press Slam - Using the same concept of neckbreaker, cept that this time, grab the tummy and the neck as ur enemy approaches you. Lift them off the ground and throw em to hell.
These 5 techniques should be more den sufficient in handling mad dog attacks.

Things to do tonight
  • The disappearance of suzumiya haruhi
  • Lucky Star
  • CM
  • DOTA
Den in da morn. Its je library. Astalavista.

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