Instead of writing a event log, i think i should write about what i learned from my trip to china. That would be more meaningful, or not.
Firstly, i learn that, bagpacking is nt flying to a foreign country without ANY plans at all. ( u know sometimes, i think i use CAPS at the wrong place, like for example, i duno if i should cap at 'PLANS' or 'ANY'. Heck ) If any1, did that, he or she must hav alot of time and money. With no plans, u dunno where to go, afterall it is a foriegn country. One also cannot become familiar with the place after ONE trip, unless of course u stayed there for a long period of time. Dut den and, even some locals hav problem getting ard. No plans, no cheapo hotel. No cheapo hotel = no base = no exploring = move on to next destination = the amazing race.
Maybe at this point u might think "duh, obviously we must make plans before the trip", but some ppl didn. So for the japan trip at the end of next year, i must make some major planning, maybe even getting help frm ppl there, if possible.
2nd, china ppl eats alot. This is a small bowl of rice which ppl all dig frm from.
( I always forget to take photo, its always eat first den "oops". )
Usually, in a table of 6, a bigger version of this bowl, will be refilled maybe twice. In a table of 8 consisting with all men, easily up to 3~4 times. So in order to nt lose out to da cheena ppl, i on average eat 3 bowl of rice. If gt some fatso ard or that japanese ard, i might hav to get 4 to be on par with them.
Oh btw, the tour group on the last 4 days, gt 1 japanese. Wads so special is nt that hes japanese, its that, he is touring china alone. He plan to visit the whole of china, and it has been like half a year since the start of his journey to the west. ( frm japan, it is goin towards the west! ) He says that he would be in china for at least till april. I think, he wants to attempt a mega joke. He maybe left his house in japan without notice, so his family and frens think he kana raped and send to some country with his limbs chopped off and beg for $$$. So at april, he will go bak and say april fool. Pro.
And also, hes damn funny. Well nt really buy anyway, hes supra budget. Anything, that requires cash he backs out. Well i think one hav to do that if u are on a trip for so nong. I think only gt enuff for the hotel and travelling cost. He also dun buy anything, makan anything, cept those provided by the hotel. So when we get to makan, he makan ALOT. Everything. Hes nt picky. Stuff i vomit out, he eats. ( i mean like, he and i eat the same dish, i think it sux but he smiles and eat more ) Anyway on da coach, the ppl ard also giv him alot of food all the time. Especially the back few seat ppl, consisting of me and my mama. We keep buyin food frm every pee-breaks.
Talking about the back ppl, its even more funny, well nt really if u think about it but anyway, gt this guy, he call himself a 野人. He brought some wild nuts frm his homeland. He call it the 野人干粮, den he eat the way very evil. He put the nuts in his mouth den bite it. Den he spit the shell out, with all da saliva and stuff.
That bring us to the topic of china men's disgusting habits. ( i say all da stuff briefly, else everything say on blog, in the real world i nuthin to say liao )
Most, china men, nt all, spits. Well i think most ppl know that, but theres more to it. They spit everywhere anywhere. On da mrt, shopping centre, street. Its like, i assume that ppl can only spit on grass and stuff, like wad in sg. But no. For me, it seems wrong to spit in places where is very class or air-conditioned, but for them only the ground's the limit. The worst one i saw was, this guy, gt on da coach, den he go 'kuooaaaaiii, pooi', on da bus curtain. U know those, when sunny, u pull out cover sun, and usually u lie on it cos u sleep against the glass. Ya, it is da same shit. So, since den, my head hav been very tired as i sleep while sitting upright.
So where was i? Heck, now i talk about driving in china. I always hav heard about drivers in china. They were famous, but i dunno they were famous for wad. Its prolly either lousy or crazy. Frm wad i hav seen, i think its more likely crazy cos they are far frm lousy. On da country side, the roads are all 2 lanes, like this
Den usually only one lane gt roads cos the country so big. So like this
Becos time is mana, mana = spells, spells = ks, ks = gold, gold = $$. And hence time is money. So to make more money one my waste lesser time, so they wan to overtake all
da slowpokes in front of them.
now to da advanced skills.
What happens when, there is a in coming car coming?
In most cases, for the china drivers, there is no brakes in their system. Only let go of the gas pedal or full force ahead. ( ok, some times they drive at constant speed too ) So they will do this.
With none of the cars slowing down, at most constant speed.
Now wad will u do in this situation? Remember, no slowing down.
This is wad china drivers do.
Then the left lane car will accelerate so to create space for the bus.
So the bus no need to brake, jus do a S at constant speed or even accelerate while doing S, like drifting.
There is more, but i forget them already. Initially i wanted to write them down on the yellow book of #$%&%$@. But i was too engrossed watching the driver doing his gay maneuvers.
Oh they also like to spam the horn. Yes, spam. When they overtake a car, first they horn him to tell him, "Fuck off slowpoke." Den while hes driving beside him, he will spam the horn, "U betta move to the right or i'll ram ur ass". Den after overtaking, he will horn again, "bye suxxa".
Or when ppl are walking on the sides, he will horn them like 4~5 times to alert them. I think they like it.
Sometimes when they almost brush against another car frm the opposite lane, they will also horn, its like an, hi5, to them.
So every 5 sec or so, the bus uncle will "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". After sometime u'll get to like it as well. Like techno liddat.
Finally im done with some summary.
Next year, there is a supposed hopefully can happen trip to japan, consisting of only lil kids like us. No adults. Currently gt me, mary, wq, oink, ah jian. Tho some maybe nt sure yet. Any1 whose interested plz tell me, it doesnt matter who, whoeva gt da same interest can join, and together, we will rule to galaxy like pikachu and raichu and pichu.
No dota for weeks, my ac milan is trashing =D
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